Yes, you read that right. There is indeed a series coming to Netflix called Slutty Teenage Bounty Hunters. The series is being brought to the streamer by Kathleen Jordan, writer of American Princess and Threesome, Jenji Kohan, creator of Weeds, Orange is the New Black, and Tara Herrmann, producer of Orange is the New Black and GLOW. Maddie Phillips (Project Mc2, Ghost Wars) and Anjelica Bette Fellini (The Gifted) have just signed on to play the lead roles of teen twin sisters turned bail bondsmen. Here’s the official synopsis from Deadline:
Slutty Teenage Bounty Hunters centers on 16-year-old fraternal twin sisters Sterling (Phillips) and Blair (Fellini) Wesley, who after joining forces with a veteran bounty hunter Bowser Simmons (Hardison), dive into the world of bail skipping baddies while still navigating the high stakes of teenage love and sex. Sterling and Blair plan to excel in all aforementioned extracurriculars, despite the watchful eye of their buttoned-up community.
When asked about the series, Kohan was quoted saying, “This show is really about two young women trying to live their lives by their own rules, haters be damned. We can’t wait for the world to meet Sterling and Blair. And as for the title, Sex Positive Teenage Bounty Hunters didn’t have the same ring.”
Sure. I don’t know about you, but I think I will probably go ahead and skip this one. If it gets great reviews, maybe I’ll check it out, but it just doesn’t really grab me. How about you? Is this your thing? Is it so much your thing that you have to notify your neighbors and not live within five miles of a school or park? Just saying.